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We were instantly drawn to blue-eyed Berkshire boy Aston; he was toned and tanned, loved his fast cars and motorbikes and couldn't get enough sun, sea and sex (preferably with a busty blond); this outgoing hedonistic bloke seemed to exemplify the British lad.

One of the Lads
We discovered Aston quite by chance on a website he'd made himself; on it he listed his likes and dislikes, showed us a few amateur modelling shots plus some holiday snaps of him and his mates on their wild travels across Thailand. We couldn't help noticing in one picture what a big wide tongue Aston had and we thought it would come in quite handy in our line of work but would this Reading lad have the balls to take his modelling a big step further? No harm in asking we thought.

Dirty Stop-Out
Aston turned out to be very courteous and polite - far from the laddish image we'd expected. He amused us with tales of weekend trips to London and some crazy one night stands, in fact the evening after Aston's first shoot with us there was a fatal crash on the train line back to his town. We were really concerned for his safety but of course we found out later he'd picked up a nice lady at a club whose husband was away and had gone back to hers for the night – now that's what we call protective sex!Aston is reliable, works out diligently and really prides himself on a job well done. He is a complete hedonist and an ideal scenario for him is an outdoor orgy, preferably on a beach with lots of beautiful people; so when shall we book the flights?
Big Fat Chance
After just a couple of shoots Aston looks every inch the professional
porn star - so different from the reticent chap who first turned up at
our door, anxious he wouldn't measure up to the job," It's quite fat..."
he had politely assured us.
He certainly had no need to
worry; for a randomly selected model Aston is surprisingly
well-equipped for his new role, in fact his manhood could well have been
a blueprint for Sir Norman Foster's 'erotic gherkin' – that's a famous
London city skyscraper for those who don't know it. So bookmark this
page now and enjoy the unveiling of a new British landmark, and another
web exclusive here at The Full
English.


