Who's That Man?
Look who we spotted shopping in Knightsbridge one recent Sunday lunchtime - our very own exclusive model Tiziano. We thought he was working his butt off in Eastern Europe and so we were naturally a bit miffed he hadn't told us he was back in the country. We decided it would be fun to follow him through the streets of Chelsea for a while to see what he was up to.
Down in the Dumps
Watching him shop for children's clothes and toys our curiosity finally got the better of us and we tapped him on the shoulder. We were surprised to find a rather downbeat Tiziano turn round to greet us - our handsome latino was looking a little bit worse for wear. He had popped back to London from his base in Prague for a shopping spree staying in typically luxurious surroundings - a very comfortable 2K a week apartment overlooking Harrods.
Pour Your Little Heart Out
Looking in need of a little TLC we took Tiziano for an emergency espresso at the cafe next door to his apartment which just happens to be the super smart Cafe Torelli ( www.cafetorelli.com ) so that we could catch up and hear all about his life abroad and what was making him so miserable. Amongst the crowds of sexy well dressed European tourists taking breakfast with their equally attractive offspring Tiziano looked very much at home. As usual it was a gorgeous woman or rather several at the root of his problems - each one bringing with her a high maintenance lifestyle, occasionally an angry former boyfriend and in one case an instant family. It also looked as if our eternal playboy just might have had his heart broken a teeny weeny bit by one particular member of his harem.
Who's A Pretty Boy Then?
There's rarely anything one can say to help when dealing with other peoples' affairs of the heart - but it was sad to see our usually bouyant and fun loving smoothie looking so miserable and forlorn and so we decided to give Tiziano something he always responds to very readily - some pampering. We whisked him off to his favourite Knightsbridge barber to spruce him up and give him a good shave.Back at his apartment while he washed and got ready for the fabulous lunch we were about to take him for we told him how grateful all the other fish in the sea would be now that they have his undivided attention!After taking a few snaps for the website - a reminder to him of all the fans waiting to see him in intimate detail he was soon smiling away - it's funny how alot of our lads often forget they have a world wide fanbase.
Right As Rain
We know we left Tiziano in a far better state of mind than we had found him that Sunday afternoon and just a few days later we received an email from Tiziano, now back in Prague to tell us that he was finally over the aforementioned lover who had been giving him grief and he was now concentrating on business for at least the next year - he hopes to be returning to London shortly afterwards so if you want to see more action from your favourite smoothie do let him know.
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