Wherever I Lay My Hat

Stan has moved base again leaving his ex-missus and the kids to play in the 'manor house'. He says he loves being on the move but then he winks and tells us he's always ducking and diving anyway. Truth is he may spend two weeks away at a time on the road, sleeping in his lorry and washing at truck driver's stops. 

Stan is due to meet a new date this evening but not before he's knocked one out for us on a temporary bed of shipping pallets he's thrown together (genius). Stan is now thirty-three but his impressive arching ejaculation could be that of a fifteen year old's.

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